Thank you for letting me know your name rhymes with motherf***er.
Thank you for treating me like a rag doll when YOU were having sex, I know how I don’t wish to be treated.
Thank you for proving that you’re not a man but a mere pathetic boy.
Thank you for providing me material for my play also called ‘Rag Doll’, I wish to highlight what is consensual sex.
Thank you for making me be reborn again in more ways than one. Looks definitely are deceiving in your case.
Thank you, just thank you for being the biggest tw*t I’ve ever met, we may no longer be friends but I know the sun don’t shine out your backside unlike those who still do.
I hope we never meet again so I’m just writing to say ‘Thank you’.